For someone who has been married for nearly 30 years… I spend an absurd amount of time on a street that bears my maiden name.

The numbers first thing in the morning are never right…

Sometimes routing software is just flat-out STUPID…

Metrics don’t really matter to anybody when they’re good… they only want to talk to you when they’re bad.

You never knew you could remember that many street names… and their locations/neighborhoods… sometimes even their names… and you’ll NEVER forget all the good guard puppies you get to meet!

Delivering yard decorations for the holidays is awesome… 3ft Gremlins for Halloween… SO much fun watching people’s yards change!

Watching new neighborhoods being built is amazing… knowing where a street that’s not on the map will be is even more amazing, because we were already delivering there before your house was built.

Delivering large toys at Christmas kind of feels like playing Santa…

Some people have CRAZY-long driveways!